Tuesday, April 1, 2008

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April Fools









Well even this past April 1 is in the best traditions, including more jokes or less successful and laugh more or less credible. Hanover
below the 3 "bluff" of which I am a victim, and partly also the author, in order of credibility:

Author: Pink
Victims: all readers of the blog
Who's waterfalls: none!
The funniest reaction: that of my unconscious, which made me dream about things twisted.
Credibility: 2
of the signed Note: Pink, you can to
and much, much better ...
Fotina the opposite, not surprisingly, is Pere-Lachaise cemetery in Paris, a day visit, where are buried many great artists of all time as Jim Morrison, Balzac and Chopin
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Author: Princi
Victims: the entire theater company
Who's fallen: Sporadic naive here and there. The reaction
more fun: That of Pink, that whimpering on the phone with me that you're stupid .. "
Controscherzo Mario: Found deputy Sheikh able to move 2 dance steps without calling any geometric figure
Controscherzo Joey: alleged cancellation of the show the will of the directors.
Credibility: 6
note of the undersigned: a joke perfectly in line with the personality of the author.

3) my chance
Author: myself.
Victims: first Prince and Pink
Who's fallen: my mum .. This is because the joke has not expanded as I wanted. The reaction
more fun than my mother always told me "it was time -"
Credibility: 6.5
CONTENT:

.. A few days ago, I delivered the request to go on Erasmus in Paris .. If you believe that compiling the module is an infinite walk you wrong ..
is to fill the four sections of a questionnaire (part of personal details, academic, motivational and destination) in a carefully fluent and grammatically correct, making sure to include some details of your resume that stands out the eye of the examiners of dozens of questions like yours. In other words, a grind that almost certainly will not be rewarded.
In my case, however, the expectations were too well above forecasts.
Studying in Paris has always been my dream, for many reasons, almost unlimited.
1) is my favorite city and the only one where I would live apart from Rome
2) I know very well since I had the opportunity to visit it often
3) It makes me feel at home
4) Art and literature are imbued in every corner
5) Romance is the common thread that runs throughout, from the long-Seine to Montmartre, the Eiffel Tower from the top of the cemetery of Montparnasse, the two islands (de la de Cite and Saint Louis) to the Champs-Elysees ..
6) is the cradle of history and theater
7) The Sorbonne is one of the most famous universities in the world
And I could go on forever, as I wrote before.
Well in short, the results of the rankings come out in about a month, just in time for my birthday. But today I received an 'e-mails directly from the Sorbonne, where it was written that are recruiting talented young Italian university among those who more or less get along with the French, as necessary personnel for various services such as library, computer assistance , tutoring younger students and to foreigners there in Erasmus. Requirements: basic knowledge of French and preparation for strong relationships social. The only drawback: present at the University on May 1 and stay in the French capital for a year. That means not spending my birthday in Rome and having to give up the spectacle of my theater company.
And at this point you would expect phrases like "how are we going a year without you, and the show now??" with its hands in your hair, or even a "we'll miss you" sarebe not spoiled ... not an expression such as "ok, we'll manage," or even a news blackout of Pink ...
're seeing that with the cabbage that I return to Rome on 22 .. I stay there for life! Especially because it is possible that I go really in Paris for 9 months, since the piece is not Erasmus up!
was not for me to pretend I continued until my departure on 14 to give a little lesson in who gave me no satisfaction at all .. but my narcissism has a limit and it is also true that "The joke is beautiful when it is short" ...
All in all, an April 1 out of the ordinary.


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